If “pro-choice” Christians translated the Bible:
John 1:14 The Word became a blob of cells and oppressed Mary.
Luke 1:44 As soon as the sound of your greeting reached my ears, the parasite in my womb stole more blood as it continued to invade my body.
Luke 1:31 And, behold, thou shalt conceive a potential son, and if you want too, you can allow it to become a human and call it’s name JESUS.
Jer 1:5 Before the blob of tissues floated around in the womb, I knew what you might potentially become if your host decided you should be allowed to develop.
(inspired by Mark Medrano)
Here is a similar one.
Pro-choice Christian? hmmmm That falls in line with the following:
Vegan Hunting Club
Southern Baptist Whisky Tasting Night
Nickelodeon After Dark Adult Movie Hour
Registered Sex Offender Day Care Center
Ted Kennedy’s Swimming Lessons for Prostitutes (if you don’t get this one google ted kennedy chappaquiddick)
PS: This was meant as tongue in cheek, over the top humor. I am in no way declaring that anyone is not a Christian. I am just saying that I feel that the belief that abortion is acceptable is not in communion with true Christian teaching.